BREAK ROOM

Please
put a date on
food in the fridge
and remove it
in a timely fashion

Do not
leave dishes
in the sink
we are not your mother here!

Please be considerate
and refill
the kettle

PLEASE DO NOT
PLUG IN THE MICROWAVE
AND KETTLE
AT THE SAME TIME
IT WILL CAUSE
THE BREAKER
TO BLOW!
THANK YOU!
(if it does contact
Dave
at 468-4444)

DO NOT
PUT YOUR FEET
ON THE TABLE OR CHAIRS
OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TO SIT AND EAT
WHERE YOU PUT THEM!
THANK YOU!

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Kelly Nickie


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NEW MUSIC: bbymutha - MUTHAZ DAY 2

Bbymutha as music for anyone tired of fucking with broke ass niggas and sheisty bitches that block their glo. At the first few listens, the Muthaz Day 2 EP comes through as a transitional whirlwind; music for those on the come-up by an artist coming up and blowing up the tired tropes of underground music. One feature, a freestyle over the enchanting synth melody from Grimes' Genesis, and a grip of bars held together by the syrupy, addictive flow that gives Bbymutha the cult following she has now. Her booming, confident Tennessee tongue drips power and projects the thoughts of a salacious mind that knows what it wants and captivates the listener. "Double D, heavy tits...lips thick, thighs thick, better than that Bulma bitch." Shit is grimy and hard as fuck. Listen below:


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WORDS OF WISDOM #26

"To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human"
The Matrix, 1999

"I'm down to date a watch chick... like 'yo I'm backing your job'"
— Jack on Downtown Watch

"It's just soft dicks"
— Ryan on Playgirl

"I do not fuck with xans but I fuck with rappers that fuck with xans!"
— Anon

"But real talk, does anybody know the original?"
— Anthony on Ignition (Remix)

"Bitch do I look like a flip flop?"
— NOLANBEROLLIN 

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WORDS OF WISDOM #25

"The best thing about being single is that I can fap about anyone I want without feeling guilty"
— Michelle

"Sex is performance art so you gotta get creative"
— Anon

"Yo where'd you get that shirt?"
"I just be that dude."
The Obscurist

"Yeah, your page was too small."
"My ideas were too big."
— Anthony on his eagle drawing

"There's actually so many people named Cyborg."
— Ryan on the UFC

"Be wrong, Strong. Otherwise lay the fuck out."
Miles Ahead, c/o Don Cheadle

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