Words of Wisdom: A periodic collection of the most thought-provoking, hilarious, and otherwise memorable phrases that blessed our ears throughout the week. More wise words
"Hey Arnold was a stoop kid. The chocolate on the chocolate kid was crack."
— Bart's critique of Hey Arnold.
"Did you guys ever have the kid in elementary school that smelled like hard boiled eggs?"
— Michelle on grade school
"Guitar solos are the freestyles of the guitar world"
— Anthony on freestyling
"Doodles are the freestyles of the art world"
— Michelle on freestyling
"Menthols? I ain't about to brush my teeth with a cigarette"
— Steve on menthols
"He's just so...dusted. That's why I like the dude. He's so fucking dusted."
— Daks on Shawn Powers
"Don't ever play yourself!"
— DJ Khaled tha God