"If I knew how to skateboard I would skateboard."
— Meek Mill, c/o Tax Season
"It is not desirable to cultivate respect for the law..."
— Earl Sweatshirt reminding you of your duty, c/o Henry David Thoreau's Civil Disobedience
"I'm down to date a watch chick...like 'yo I'm backing your job'".
— Jack on Downtown Watch
*Exhaling weed smoke,* "My dad was like, 'I know my kids are good and aren't out smoking or doing drugs'".
— Anonymous 1st Gen. Canadian
"It's just soft dicks."
— Ryan on Playgirl Magazine
"Being in your comfort zone is like jerking off all day...it's fun at first and then it makes you feel like mush."
— Anthony on why you should never stay in your comfort zone