"I've got an ergonomic dick"
— Anonymous Winnipeg youth
Ryan: "Look at that old Shapes sign! I feel like I'm on a safari."
Anthony: "Over there's a Blockbuster!"
— Ryan & Anthony on Riverbend, Winnipeg
Michelle: "Why is Post Malone related?"
Ryan: "Post Malone is always related."
— Michelle & Ryan on Youtube's related videos
"Why does this pizza taste like there's alcohol in it?"
— Anthony on 99¢ pizza
"Fuck you and your water dance!"
— Nick on Triple H's wrestling (circa 1998)
"BILL COSBY INNOCENT!!!!!!!!!!"
— Anonymous global icon showing us why you can't put anyone on a pedestal
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