"Yooo Neal got a new toilet!! You KNOW I'm finna fuck that shit up!!!"
— Anthony on Neal's digs
"I was kind of a shit disturber. I'm banned from my old high school."
— Neal on his salad days of pranking
"Guy I know has 5 DUIs. So one day he decides to drive a lawnmower to the LC..."
"I know about that time you smoked a cigarette dipped in PCP."
— Neal on Dylan's Snapchat, 17 hrs before this was written. Neal has a mind like an elephant.
"I get so excited when I eat cereal. Sometimes I eat it so fast I forget to breathe."
— Kayla on Trix
Anthony: "Homeless dick is probably so big."
Michelle: "Why do you say that?"
Anthony: "'Cuz it conditions."
Ryan: "And that couple of extra inches of dirt."
— Anthony, Michelle & Ryan on the homeless
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