Words of Wisdom (Jun. 15)

"Parking downtown is so fucking cryptic"
Phil on the Winnipeg Parking Authority

"In Japan, you don't fart."
Neal on his trip to Japan

"My first time in The Exchange was when we took our wedding photos".
Jack on bourgeois Winnipeggers

"My mom bought more cereal, Fruit Loops and Rice Krispies. Oooooooooh!"
Kayla on other cereals

"I moan more when I eat than when I have sex."
Ryan on mouth noises

"Can that be a new ethnicity? Being bad?"

Words of Wisdom: Probably dumber than the last one we put out. More wise words.