"Parking downtown is so fucking cryptic"
— Phil on the Winnipeg Parking Authority
"In Japan, you don't fart."
— Neal on his trip to Japan
"My first time in The Exchange was when we took our wedding photos".
— Jack on bourgeois Winnipeggers
"My mom bought more cereal, Fruit Loops and Rice Krispies. Oooooooooh!"
— Kayla on other cereals
"I moan more when I eat than when I have sex."
— Ryan on mouth noises
"Can that be a new ethnicity? Being bad?"
Words of Wisdom: Probably dumber than the last one we put out. More wise words.