"I'm gonna write a children's book called the Gat in the Hat."
— Ryan on his future literary career
"You don't get fully torqued on the subway!"
— Elliott and Anthony on the subway in Japan
"Always guard your pepperonis."
— Muscle Man
"1737 you can't afford the 38 ol' Petty Wap face ass"
— Ryan on Michelle's grand pettiness and shifty behaviour
"Your desire to stay the same is what ultimately limits you."
— Kool A.D.
"Why is nobody vaping out here?!?."
— Post-scene kid Jordan engaging in more fuckboy behaviour
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