Words of Wisdom (Jul. 28)

"I'm gonna write a children's book called the Gat in the Hat."
Ryan on his future literary career

"You don't get fully torqued on the subway!"
Elliott and Anthony on the subway in Japan

"Always guard your pepperonis."
Muscle Man

"1737 you can't afford the 38 ol' Petty Wap face ass" 
Ryan on Michelle's grand pettiness and shifty behaviour

"Your desire to stay the same is what ultimately limits you."
Kool A.D.

"Why is nobody vaping out here?!?."
Post-scene kid Jordan engaging in more fuckboy behaviour

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