Words of Wisdom (Mar. 16)

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN EDITION (HELL YEAH)

"You sit there and you thump your Bible and you say your prayers and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your Psalms and talk about your John 3:16. Well Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!!"
Stone Cold, King of the Ring 1996

"If the sumbitch got wheels, I can drive it."
Stone Cold on self-confidence, 1998

"I think I've created my own style. I don't really remind myself of anybody, I don't think...You gotta look inside your own head, you gotta look inside your own personality."
Stone Cold, 1999

"Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy...you want mercy? Take your ass to church!!"
Stone Cold on sportsmanship

" You want some ketchup with that ass whoopin'?!?"
—  Stone Cold during his famous supermarket throwdown with Booker T, 2001

"I'm gonna give it a thumbs up!"
Stone Cold on cosmos (the alcoholic beverage, not the documentary series), 2016

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